{"id":246,"date":"2012-01-08T17:16:12","date_gmt":"2012-01-08T16:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/?p=246"},"modified":"2015-12-29T15:42:35","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T14:42:35","slug":"bizarre-conversaties-die-misschien-nog-wel-eens-van-pas-komen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Bizarre conversaties die misschien nog wel eens van pas komen"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_97\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-97\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Photo-285.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-97\" src=\"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Photo-285-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"de ene kant van het verhaal\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Photo-285-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Photo-285.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-97\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">de ene kant van het verhaal<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u2018Hee hoi. Met mij.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Hoi mij\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Zeg, heb je al wat te doen? Als in \u2018nu\u2019?<br \/>\n\u2018Uh&#8230;\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Mooi. Zullen we eh&#8230;..jeweetwel?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Pardon?!\u2019<!--more--><br \/>\n\u2018Hoezo pardon!!? Ik spreek toch met Kees?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Ja.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018In het Nederlands?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018&#8230;\u2018<br \/>\n\u2018Nou dan. Dat was jij toch, die zo prat ging op al z\u2019n bedgenotes. Dames die liever besodemieteren dan jou tussen de lakens vandaan te schoppen?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018&#8230;&#8230;\u2018<br \/>\n\u2018Dus ik dacht van, nou, als ik toe ben aan goeie \u00e8n pretentieloze seks, dan kan ik mij melden bij Kees. Bij deze.\u2018<br \/>\n\u2018kuch, nou ja &#8230;&#8230;. jawel, maar niet op bestelling of zo.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Oh. Blief je me niet?! Of moet het wel jouw verovering blijven?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Zoiets.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Nou ja, dan niet. Whatever. Biertje doen?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018kuch, ik drink niet meer\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Nou, dat gaat lekker met jou. Gezellig is anders.\u2019<br \/>\ntuuut tuuut tuuut &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018Hee hoi. Met mij.\u2019 \u2018Hoi mij\u2019 \u2018Zeg, heb je al wat te doen? Als in \u2018nu\u2019? \u2018Uh&#8230;\u2019 \u2018Mooi. Zullen we eh&#8230;..jeweetwel?\u2019 \u2018Pardon?!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-woord"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rikadegroot.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}